The Republic of Formerly Northern African Pelican is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 5.442 billion Formerly Northern African Pelicanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Formerly Northern African Pelicanian economy, worth 115 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,274 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Formerly Northern African Pelican's national animal is the hawk.

Formerly Northern African Pelican is ranked 110,729^th in the world and 3,759^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 9.74 kickbacks per hour.